Fidget Spinner 

LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.

Fidget spinner the dumb toy

Fidget Spinner by I support Donald Trump August 14, 2017

fidget love

Fidget Love, Fidget Love is some kind of relationship etc: Sister, Brother, Auntie, Uncle, Cousin, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nan and Grandfather and So on.

It is Know as a relationship that is fiddled with, whether it make Anger, Happiness and Confusion or all at once!

It can also Mean "Oh My RelationShip With ________ Is like fidget Love" which would mean "My relationShip With ________ Is on and off always including Anger, Happiness and Confusion and many other emotions"

"My RelationShip With _____ Is Like Fidget Love"

fidget love by Anonymous Arctic Animal July 25, 2017

fidget spinner 

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

fidget spinner by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall

"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"

Fidget Spinner by druscus June 14, 2018

fidget spinner 

The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.

Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!

fidget spinner by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018

Fidget Spinner 

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

Fidget Spinner by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

Fidget Spinner 

helicopter on the dick

Jason's mom was fidget spinner on my dick!

Fidget Spinner by jascrazy January 6, 2019