Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

Phone Fiddler (PF)

Phone Fiddler (PF) is someone who takes your cell phone without permission and changes the background on it, or resets settings, or adds random phone numbers, then returns it without telling you they have just messed with a part of your personal life.

Weena has a tendency of swiping someone's cell phone and with the camera taking random pictures, making one of them the background, then she adds random telephone numbers, then return the cell phone to where she got it, without telling the owner she is the culprit. It's almost like having someone go through your underwear drawer!! What a PF'er. Otherwise known as Phone Fiddler (PF).

by ZooglingCJ December 24, 2010

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.

The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.

by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009