white trash ferrari

Mustang or Camaro. Driven by mullet-headed trailer park residents like it's the hottest shit since sliced bread.

I hit full boost and smoked that white trash ferrari like it was a finely rolled joint.

by cbass December 19, 2004

ferrari

Thank god Ford never bought the company and turned it into a flaming bag of satans Asshole.

Unfortunately I can't say the same for other Ford Purchases (Land Rover, Aston Martin, Lincoln, Mercury, and Jaguar)

Ferrari's are one of the most coveted automobiles on earth. Every man aged 3-94 will immediately stop what they are doing and appreciate the beauty and power harnessed by one of these works of art.

by Magik Bus October 13, 2006

Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

Neg Ferret

A person who thrives on negativity. Somebody who never manages to say anything positive but can waffle on for five hours about the negative side of anything.
Commonly observed in disgruntled employees.

Prit: "Hey, Adie, we've got a 10% pay rise this year"
Adie: "That's rubbish - I wanted 15%. And a bonus. And a car parking space. And another laptop. This place is crap"
Prit: "Shut up Adie, you're such a neg ferret"

by Mr. Positive July 16, 2008

Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

Fercereal

Fercereal (Fur-cereal)

For real; Really; Serious

Are you fercereal?
Fercereal?!
Oh, I'm fercereal

by Phoebe Ann Bivens December 9, 2008