im a chronic masturbater. i love to jack off. i can jack off and listen to my favorite music at the same time. "Wu tang clan aint nothin to mess with"
by hgfhs August 12, 2005
Get the chronic masturbater mug.When your 5 finger fiance gives you a bit of a knob-job. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE does it does it but still people are embarrassed by it. It SHOULD be that if you didn't masturbate it was sick or weird, not the other way around! I do it, I know another guy that does it, and I am very sure that everyone else in my school does it. Note: Do it, it feels soooooo great. P.s. for extra pleasure use lubricant and watch hardcore porn while you do it this way you get great pleasure and an AMAZING orgasm!
Me and ***** were in my house by ourselves so we went on the net and watched some porn...then we masturbated and neither of us felt embarrassed.
by fapperface July 1, 2005
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Sexual stimulation. This act is usually done using ones hand or other products.(Dildo, vibrator, playmates, etc...). First, using her hand, will gently message her vagina, pushing down and side to side. Then, she will begin to push harder and rub faster. She will then push one or two fingers inside her pussy about an inch or two. Next, her pelvis begins to make a riding motion as she push and rubs harder and harder. Usually a girl will use fantasies to help with the pleasure but if not visual aids work just as well. Eventually the girl will arrive at the highest point of pleasure. This is the orgasm stage in which the toes tighten, the abdomen contracts, and usually the girl begins to sweat. The orgasm can continue for up to 45 min.
Once the girls gone wild commercial came on, she began to Masturbate (female) to the sound of the girls moaning.
by Kinky8888888 March 19, 2007
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Get the masturbate mug.girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)
guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)
guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)
by sexybaby August 5, 2003
Get the how to masturbate mug.To sexually pleasure oneself to orgasm. Usually better than sex, because, not only do you know what you want better than a partner, there's no risk of STD or pregnancy! Everyone does it, though most people don't like to admit to it.
Betty: I masturbate, what's wrong with it?
Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?
Betty: Yes...
Jane:...is it good?
Jane: Ew! You mean you touch yourself?
Betty: Yes...
Jane:...is it good?
by LuffySP July 8, 2005
Get the masturbate mug.to touch and play with yourself for sexual pleasure until a climax. for girls: take your finger and rub your nice pussy in circles until you almost reach your climax then stop....then do the circles again...do this 4 times and your climax will be better than usual... for guys: take your hand and wrap it around your cock on your cock...then move your hand up and down until you reach your climax ...you can also jerk on your cock to fell better...
by Rachel O. Biancardi March 24, 2008
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