WWE Fastlane

A WWE Live PPV Event that takes place every year, It first debuted back in 2015. Roman Reigns has main evented 2/3 of these events god dammit

Person 1: Did you watch WWE Fastlane Last Night?
Person 2: Do you mean RomanLane? Because he main events every god damn time

by ROMANWNISLOL February 26, 2017

pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters

by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016

Canadian Fastlane

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

by eville March 7, 2011

Fastly

Fastly means to go fast and quickly.

An example would be "STEPHANIE, ARE YOU DRAWING YOUR CARROT FASTLY?". Technically, fastly is not a correct/real word, it is more grammatically correct if you say "STEPHANIE, ARE YOU DRAWING YOUR CARROT FAST."

by PotatoeTomatoe June 21, 2023