mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

flappy cunt

A large amazonian bush woman who flys around picking people up by their heads with her large cunt. Once inside she suctions to your head and uses her scary large pussy lips to fly to remote locations and drop you out of the sky for fun. Last know flappy cunt resides in fort mcmurray alberta. She has been trying to stop using her natural born talent but every now and then she breaks and has to go for a flap. Look up and stay alive people

Flappy cunt flying over a town near you soon

by naughtythor May 23, 2014

flappy bird

If you would like to keep your sanity, I would recommend not getting this game

Flappy Bird is fun but very aggravating

by CrazyGirl1946 January 20, 2014