FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)

Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010

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fapper

Someone that is currently working on the Society of Actuaries' "Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice (FAP) e–Learning Course."

FAP is easy. The assignments are pretty easy as well and it doesn't meet the SOA standards in terms of difficulty. This is just my opinion and I hope it doesn't offend FAPPERS as I am one of them as well.

by Bobby_AO March 1, 2010

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fuppet

A person adept at playing life's little games to get what they want. Definately NOT using any sociological imagination.

"That lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he's a fuppet"

by spectralux November 17, 2009

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Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

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fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

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