fapdrawl

When you're in a situation where you cannot masturbate for a certain time because of family, setting, etc.

Joe: Hey how was Thanksgiving?
Bill: I had a great time with my family, but I was in fapdrawl.

by xX_w33dl0rd5_Xx December 31, 2014

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faded like skinnys

When you're really high

Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"

by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016

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snatch-faced bitch

A person who is a complete fucking bitch.

Kelly Mykins is a snatch-faced bitch. Lets go have synchronized swimming with Charlene.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

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Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

by Fred Poole December 2, 2010

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Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

by xarasia October 16, 2013

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