feline fanatic

A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.

I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

fanarse

to fart into an open flame

He put the lighter to his butt and made a fanarse

by mrman3232 August 13, 2006

fanatic shopper

(n) some one who is suspicious of shoplifting

Security...we got a fanatic shopper in isle 7

by Sean Tripp January 28, 2008

fanalyst

a portmanteau of the words fan and analyst describing a sports columnist or blogger who analyzes sports from the perspective of a fan rather than an insider or traditional sports journalist.

Bill Simmons of ESPN.com is considered the godfather of fanalysts as he was one of the first sports bloggers to write from the perspective of the fan.

by ftard622 December 10, 2009

fanaked

The act of being naked while having a fan blow across ones man/woman bits in an attempt to cool down during hot days. Also works well in an attempt to relieve stinging, itching or burning.

Man, those hot wings left my anus on fire! I need to get fanaked when I get home.

by poke_hippo July 3, 2010

Fanass

A person who puts lubricant on a fan, only to shove up his ass

GUY1:Hey you going over to your friends,
GUY2:No i hate him he is a fanass

by loser2345432 November 21, 2011

fanagle

v. To do something half-assed and get it done.

A verb used to describe something that needs to be done, that can be done in a sloppily way. Or something that needs to be done that doesn't have a clear cut solution.

The project is due in ten minutes, must fanagle a solution.
I fanagled that solution.
I don't know how they are going to fanagle the ending to the movie.

by Dark_Omen SP March 24, 2006