Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.

I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!

by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020

inverse fellatio

A gentleman's term for the sexual position commonly known as sixty nine.

"Good morrow Bartholomew, how was your dame last evening"

"Well not to be too forward William, but we engaged in inverse fellatio for the first time and I have not been brought to climax so vigorously since my first whore!"

"Exemplary!"

by bigsnackman420 June 19, 2018

On-the-go Fellatio

A fancy-pants way of saying "road head." Coined one night when returning from a movie theater, as a douche in a porsche received said act, by a top-heavy blond.

Dude, my bitch just gave me on-the-go fellatio on the way home. Hell yes.

by Alan Livingston December 5, 2010

Falletio

People nowadays would refer to this term as "blow job" or in the medical field, "oral sex"

My boyfriend/girlfriend and I often perform falletio before intercourse.

by damnstraightyoudontknowmejesus February 28, 2011

fanlationship

The special relationship between a fangirl or fanboy and her favorite band member. Normally not a real relationship but just the relationship of a dedicated fan. It is shown through the simplest of ways like making fan art or buying merchandise.

Friend: I heard you are dating someone. Who's the lucky person?
You: I'm not exactly dating, but I'm in a fanlationship with Sydney Sierota.

by 5_secondsofhappiness December 21, 2014

fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

by Chisholm May 1, 2006

bye fellatio

Saying goodbye to a cocksucker that no one cares is leaving. Used exactly like Bye Felicia but also politely implying they can go suck a dick

Hey guys I'm leaving. Ok Bye Fellatio!

by Jkillzit March 17, 2015