fakiagiraffes

The act of two lesbians (a ginger and a brunette) having intercourse. Usually taking place behind an Asda or Tesco.

I have just witnessed a fakiagiraffes and ngl it was kinda hot

by Cthulhu’s Boyfriend July 3, 2021

Fakkin

A short form of Wendy's fast kitchen in japan
fast=fa
kitchen=kkin

"Yo you ready for some fakkin tonight?"
"I bought a lot of fakkin burgers"

by Xenoblazeken December 25, 2021

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014

grammar faerie

This is a mystical fairy that flies around correcting grammar and spelling mistakes.

The grammar faerie crept into my room last night and fixed my homework for me.

by Crio3mo July 3, 2005

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.

Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008

Faerie

Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.

I have a faerie, but I shan't find it yet.

by xbloody_Niñax December 29, 2006