Flabsicial

The presence of excess flabber/skin on the body

Rhys- “ I’m suffering from flabsicial disease”

Georgia-“Oh no Rhys, is there any way you get rid of it”
Rhys-“Yes, It’s called exercise, but I really can’t be bothered”

by RandomMoistness June 17, 2018

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

by juicefang October 9, 2019

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.

I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.

by The D Abides February 22, 2010

half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.

"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."

by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016

joshua flack

Joshua Flack is a man whom has a Big Penis

Damn that's big Joshua Flack

by HotVelvetNugget August 30, 2016