Pretty much no one cares about them
You: Why am I getting this stupid ad?
T.V Host: Please watch our FBI T.V shows with no effort put into them right now!
T.V Host: Please watch our FBI T.V shows with no effort put into them right now!
by Gigantic_Amogus March 18, 2022
Get the FBI T.V Shows mug.An FBI Be Gone Spray is an special spray made from REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED, and REDACTED. Typically brought from your local back ally at 3:00 A.M from the cashier (Typically in full black in a really fucking large ass conspicuous smoke cloud risking death from asphyxiation). Be careful, the homeless bite! The spray typically melts ones eyes and rips their fingers in half, causing extreme and violent pain. Usually screams and satisfying pops mean the spray is working. To add to the fun, it lights human flesh on fire and causing the pain receptors to go haywire. Effects may include, sound barrier breaking screams, extreme pain, loss of eyesight, melting alive, body bruising, blood gushing, REDACTED, being ripped apart, suffering indefinably even after death, satisfying pops and breaks :D, REMOVED, altering of brain chemistry, bone position, skin, muscles, and about fucking everything about your body composition, you'll be a pile of unidentifiable slop in a matter of seconds. Used by many cool kids to get rid of their FBI agent for a epic TikTok trend that all the cool kids are doing. You should try one day! 😎
FBI: *shatters door very loudly and screams FBI OPEN UP for no apparent reason what so ever* Your under arrest, for multiple counts of child molestation and rape, genocide, human trafficking and child sex trafficking, terrorism, and torture!
Cool Kid: nuh-uh *proceeds to use FBI Be Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*
Cool Kid: nuh-uh *proceeds to use FBI Be Gone Spray*
FBI: *liquefies*
FBI: *is goned*
Cool Kid: Now this will do well on TikTok! *proceeds to become #1 most viral video*
Cool Kid: *fucking proceeds to break reality and teleports behind you*
You: *you know what happens now :)*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
Get the FBI Be Gone Spray mug.The FBI are left wing rioters (most of them gay) who try to intimidate conseratives or Catholics on the street, even though it doesn't work.
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by Oswald_Austin July 9, 2017
Get the FBI Agent mug.A person who wears black suits and sunglasses that investigates federal, local, or worldly matters. Most of them are stiff, drive black cars, drink lots of coffee, make over $100,000 a year, wear casual designer-type clothes when not at work , travel all over the world, use lots of technology, act very secretive and quiet, and are masters of disguies.
Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Girlfriend: Darius, where have you been? You've been gone for 2 weeks now!
FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.
Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.
Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
by Tana007 June 20, 2009
Get the FBI Agent mug.A small tree that you jump over when your Freakin' Balls Itch. While jumping a person has to yell FBI.
Derrick - Man I have some FBI
Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.
Derrick - Sounds Good
Bob - You should go jump an FBI Tree that'll fix it.
Derrick - Sounds Good
by BC Bane December 30, 2009
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