Girl: I’m pregnant!
Guy: O Rly?!
Girl: Ya Rly!
Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG Noooooo
Guy: K thx bye (runs)
Guy: O Rly?!
Girl: Ya Rly!
Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG Noooooo
Guy: K thx bye (runs)
by JokerBoody August 8, 2008
Get the Falcon Punch mug.A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.
"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."
by CairoFalk October 24, 2009
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by Sean Doe March 26, 2008
Get the Falcon Thrust mug.To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
by WINCANNON December 27, 2008
Get the Falcon Punch mug.If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.
by The Breakfast Champion November 27, 2010
Get the Falcon Lunch mug.Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
by Thief Of Time777 April 17, 2010
Get the Falcon Kick mug.A falcon sqezze is when someone holds something between their boobs, and sqeezes with enough force that it can break said object.
by Alisarnic February 17, 2009
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