D.F.P.

disciplinary fudge packing

He wouldn't stop complaining, so I sent Dieter to silence him with a D.F.P.

by themudnutter November 25, 2003

F.T.F.D.

Failure to Follow Directions

"Ashley didn't read the instructions at the top of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."

by phantomchains July 7, 2014

E.D.F

Eat, Drink, Fuck

Life’s necessities-E.D.F

by BigTippy November 14, 2018

A.D.D.F.

"After Doo Doo Fart".

When right after you shit, you have some bad gas coming right after it.

Closely related to B.D.D.F.
Before Doo Doo Fart

Ryan's Mom: Ryan are you ok?

Ryan: ( Burning a hole through his fuckin pants!) Hell No ...Bitch ..I Got A.D.D.F. !!!

by OneSimoneJ June 22, 2011

L.B.D.F.

Looking busy doing fuck-all. Acting busy and officious while accomplishing nothing.

Harry was L.B.D.F. as the moderator.

by I. A. January 13, 2008

F.D in the B

Fat Dick in the Bum.
To apply an erect penis into to someones rectal area with their given permision.

Would you like an F.D in the B?

by Cade + Mike October 27, 2006

F.D.

short for "fuck dat," spelled like "fuck that" sounds as it comes out of the mouth of many Polocks on the south side of Milwaukee, WI

"Hey, do you want to go on a 5 mile jog with me tomorrow morning?"

"F.D., I'll be way too hungover to pull something like that."

by Alex Fojtik July 20, 2009