An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
by Agente Secreto January 19, 2023
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Go Real Estate On Your Ass

"Go Real Estate On Your Ass" is another way to threaten someone with violence. It stems from a clip on MadTV, in which people get rich by threatening to attack home owners with a machete, unless the home owner gives the attacker their house.

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Regular Person: You knock it off or I'll go real estate on your ass!

Gangster: Y'all better cut the shit yo, or I be goin' real estate on yo @$$. Yo.
by Jesesus B' Me May 04, 2010
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The single most powerful political organization on the Palos Verdes Peninsula. Somehow, they're not the most corrupt faction in the city. That position would be reserved for the Palos Verdes City Council. In combination with the Palos Verdes City Council members, they've managed to gain a chokehold on all municipal legislation and policy-making within the city.

On average, you can find the PVE Police patrolling along Palos Verdes Drive West, near the Palos Verdes High School, because they literally never patrol anywhere else. In addition, they currently consume 70% of the city's budget, which increases every year. But god forbid we outsource our police to another city to save all that money, we need to be paying all these police officers' managers $200k+ per year salaries with pensions!
"I called the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department dispatch to report a robbery and that condescending bitch hung up on me"
by Untalented14YearOld May 13, 2023
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its free real estate

A term that Brisker uses when he is playing basketball and gains total control under neath the hoop usually scoring easily on the defender in the paint.
Come on Dyllon its free real estate!
by AppleSauce21 January 08, 2019
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Hoffman Estates High School

A bunch of white kids who think they are better than the white kids at Schaumburg. But the Schaumburg kids have dignity and aren’t always acting ghetto.
Bro that kid over there acts like he’s from Hoffman Estates High School
by Mikey Krickey November 29, 2018
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teifke real estate

enTREpreneurs who understand and navigate the different worlds of real estate.

They create value out of multiple strategies with every property they encounter.

They’re knowledge-driven and committed to long-term value add and growth.
by thereal_TRE November 24, 2021
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council estate goth

A wannabe goth, who doesn't actually succeed at the "goth" look and ends up looking like a charity shop exploded onto them.
My mom is a council estate goth.
by Dlg11x August 17, 2024
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