When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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An extremely long text, Facebook message, or email, usually sent during periods of heightened emotion, particularly anger, frustration or inebriation.
They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
They usually go into immense detail and talk about feelings.
"You can tell Alex is pissed when he starts sending out the essay texts"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
"brb, got a massive essay message to reply to"
by chimpskylark September 29, 2012
Get the essay mug.A collection of written or typed paragraphs originally meant to, with fairly noble intentions, teach students how to introduce and support an idea logically and with solid, existing, and cited evidence, but more recently (and *most* of the time, but not always) assigned to middle- and high school students either as busy work or purely to piss them off. The teachers who assign essays for the latter reason just wants to see the world crash and burn.
I propose that we replace essays with tests comprised solely of multiple choice and short answer questions.
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That was a f- essay. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. You don't know a damn thing about politics college boy.
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