Emoticonfused

when you use the wrong emoticon while typing.

I'm sorry I sent you a smiley face when you told me you had HIV. I'm so emoticonfused because I meant to send a frowny face.

by LJC100000 January 25, 2010

Emptify

Derivative of empty
emp-uh-fahy
-verb (used with object), -fied, fying
1. To make empty; to become empty

1. I farted so the room would emptify.

2. When creepers come the mall, it emptifies.

by kfn8r March 2, 2010

Pre-emptive Strike

political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.

Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!

by chris wango December 26, 2005

emoticonversation

Background: people are too lazy to type actual words.

Sn1: :-)
Sn2: :-/
Sn1: :-*
Sn2: >:0

by Emaline April 19, 2004

emoticist

One who specializes in the use of emoticons on MSN Messenger.

T: I consider myself a pioneer in the study of emoticism.
D: (y)

by Likwit December 9, 2004

emotican

the nationality of the emoticon race. smile, blushing, chicken, etc.

the emoticans are an oppressed people, used by anyone with a computer. :(

by jabrat November 30, 2010

emoticobligation

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely hate those little things.

I felt I had an emoticobligation after writing that sarcastic email to my stupid coworker.

by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008