elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

Elon Musk

Elon Musk means that even though you're autistic, people still take you seriously, and you can do no wrong even though you've lost a lot of money.

Elon Musk runs 3 companies — but what does he actually do all day?

by Shadowhawk95 November 23, 2022

Elon's Musk

A scent likened to that of a smell associated with ComicCon, but with a hint of privilege.

Whew! What's that smell?

You like that? I've been on Twitter the last few days and haven't showered.

Damn, I knew it was a case of Elon's Musk.

by street_samurai December 16, 2022

Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Elon Musk

Someone with the reputation of a successful businessman and super genius. In reality, he's nothing more than a con artist who buys his way into successful companies and then forces the original owners out. As far as genius goes, his only talent is hyping up bullshit products to get money from investors and the government.

People tend not to notice how stupid he is until he steps into a field they're familiar wit.

Man 1: Have you heard Elon Musk's new car
Man 2: I don't pay any attention to that fraud.

by Drex V. March 31, 2025

Elon Musk

A Nazi shit head working with a walking orange

nobody like Elon Musk anymore

by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025