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Eight Tomato

Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
by Terrible testicle July 21, 2020
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eight ball

3.5 grams of meth or coke
damn, that 8 ball is already gone!
by tw33k3r September 22, 2003
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eight-roper

Tucker Max (www.tuckermax.com) has claim to this, but I am placing it for him.

An eight-roper is a huge load of cum that is shot onto a girl. Each spurt of cumounts as one rope, and to shoot an eight-roper is the holy grail of cumots. Most cumhots are between 3 and 5 ropers, with each rope becoming exponentially more difficult to shoot.
by AOD April 12, 2004
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eighto

Best person in the world! She is kind, smart, clever, and funny. She is genius, and gorgeous.
Wow, she is such a heartthrob. I wish I had an eighto for a girlfriend.
by Eighto June 10, 2020
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Dark Enlightenment

A diffuse, multifaceted movement intent upon darkening the door of the liberal commercial-democratic order ushered in by the Enlightenment. It is, by necessity and often also by preference, dissident. A common thread running through the disparate weavers of the DE fabric is the realization that the Enlightenment had a dark side and that the modes of thought and society that it steered us toward might lead ultimately to a dark place, an antithesis.
Some pithy things the Dark Enlightenment has to say regarding:

Gays--homophobia is not responsible for your astronomically high rates of suicide and drug abuse.

Feminists--there have historically been fewer female geniuses than men, and there always will be.

Black liberals--want to see a country looks like with no "white privilege"? Check out Liberia.

Neoconservatives--forcing democracy on inbred populations? At the barrel of a gun? Even my dog is smarter than that.

Asian men and black women--"society" isn't the only reason why you are considered less attractive by the opposite sex.

Education reformers--we all know why you never send your own kids to "diverse" urban schools.
by AudaciousEpigone May 15, 2014
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pieces of eight

1. The spanish dollar, manufactured in Mexico and Bolivia, made from silver from the spanish empire. The 'eight' refers to the number of pieces into which each coin could be cut in order to give change. The pirate connotation comes from the plundering of said pieces on the spanish main.

2. A songfight entry by rilla dope, the foremost pirate rap artists
We're headed for the silver train mate, where we be findin a load of pieces of eight.
by MC Greater Than October 12, 2005
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Eight Inches

1) Size of a large penis.

2) Size penis that most porn stars have give or take a few centimeters.
"Dude, I made her gag on eight inches last night!"
by Cappy1 June 17, 2004
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