eight minutes

an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minutes, he should never make mention of it, as it would be an embarrassing insult.
guy1: how long did that virus scan take?
guy2: no longer than eight minutes
guy1: AUGGHH
guy2: lol
by willyjohnson July 22, 2008
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Eight-Six

Used to describe a toyota corolla between the years of 1984-1987 becuase the chassis is a AE86 much like a 1986-1992 rx7 being refered to as a FC3S or a 1989-1993 240sx being refered to as a S13.
That's one clean eight-six. Sound's like a 4 AG to me.
by helpme March 01, 2005
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Crazy Eight

I'm goin' down to the corner store an picking up a 40 ounce crazy eight.
by Ghetto Man March 05, 2012
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eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.
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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010
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straight eight

slang term used for time spent in prison when plea bargaining a murder charge. Means 8 years and parole rather then the 25 to life in most states.
Henny would only give a full confession if he was promised a straight eight by the district attorney.
by shakes33 April 03, 2006
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quarter to eight

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?
by Big Al September 20, 2003
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Bracket Eight

Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.

{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)
Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.
by coolgoatpal January 27, 2010
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