August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day
August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day by shoethousond October 19, 2019
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Dropping an Eggplant
The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.
After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.
Dropping an Eggplant by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
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Adam's Eggplant
Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.
Adam's Eggplant by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018
mexican eggplant
An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“
An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
mexican eggplant by Souvi January 13, 2020
Brown Eggplant
An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.
Brown Eggplant by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 13, 2022
riding the eggplant
Girl One: So, what are you doing with your boyfriend for Valentine's?
Girl Two: All day I'm gonna be riding the eggplant.
Girl Two: All day I'm gonna be riding the eggplant.
riding the eggplant by FabianInWonderland March 11, 2019