read/edit

In writing, or especially in typing, when you read over something you've already written and make modifications as you go. For example, you read "happy, joyful, optimistic" and change it to "happy, joyful, and optimistic." Read/editing is usually done in a casual situation, like a Facebook message to a friend, but can also apply to more serious situations, like your college application.

Martha was nervous about the message her text would send, so she spent a minute read/editing it.

by Lieutenant Commander DATA September 24, 2011

Blue edits

An absolute waffling twat on wikipedia who is a softcock and cant take a joke

"What a Blue Edits"

by Andrew Pep November 9, 2022

Editing on Acid

The act of editing a video during or after consuming LSD

Dude I just got done Editing on Acid. Don't remember anything.

by JerichoMNC March 13, 2009

Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS

Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

Self-edit

Sitting on Urban Dictionary, editing stuff, until you come across the thing you just sent in for publishing. A moment of pure awesome as you hit the 'publish' button, a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment of shame as you hit the 'don't publish' or a moment of 'I'm gonna let someone else decide' as you hit the 'I don't know' button.

Girl: I was soooooo bored that I was editing on Urban Dictionary for so long that I actually got one of my own publishes!
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.

by ECJF April 13, 2013

Naggerjew Edits

Naggerjew Edits (v.) The act of trolling/annoying (hence the word nagger) someone til they kick you from their server, chat room, etc. Usually occurs in online gaming. Rules state that you should tell the person afterward, but this is not always the case. You must type "This has been a sucessful Naggerjew Edit" in the chat box after you have done your trolling.

The originator of this term will remain unknown.
The word "Jew" is added in there for comical purposes.

Naggerjew: Sup negus's!
Person 1: hi
Naggerjew: You suck cow nipples!
Person 1: ew!

*Naggerjew gets kicked*

Naggerjew: yo c3 copied c5
Shabah: wtf fans?
Naggerjew: sponge IQ ftw

This has been a sucessful naggerjew edits!

by c5BLABBERS October 26, 2010

amphibia..edits

One of the Big 3 along with blight_child and whoever is voted on. A TikToker who makes dumb stuff but everyone loves -amphibia..edits

amphibia..edits just made a new stupidly funny TikTok again.

by EnbyAmityBlight July 26, 2021