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urban dictionary editors

random people on urban dictionary who look over the thousands of definitions coming through daily, and subsequently pick the most common, repetitive, useless definitions to approve.

while the rest of us spend grueling hours racking our genius minds coming up with many eloquent, well explained definitions to uncommon and obscure words, these urban dictionary editors simply seem blind to even minuscule amounts of talent, ignoring all of our futile efforts.

many are left dismayed and irked by the utter incompetency of the majority of 'editors' on this site. i can only pray that the good editors (though few in number) will stumble upon my definitions and submit them for approval.
feeling like a karen, might get all bitchy and complain about the urban dictionary editors again

person 1: "urban dictionary is the best!"

person 2 (not published): "yeah, when the urban dictionary editors approve ur submissions."
person 3: don't be so petty.

hi urban dictionary editors, hope this non hate speech is meaningful
by cozyvixen October 27, 2021
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Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
by mag February 27, 2005
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Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.
It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?
by T Money November 22, 2004
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bad editor

An editor who rejects every definition he comes upon.
If you reject this definiton then you are a bad editor :)
by The Koaladude September 20, 2005
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yearbook editor

Crazy people who spend way to many late nights at the school and throw away any type of social life because they have so much yearbook shit to do. Not only do they take crap from the entire graduating class, but are requied to turn into complete monsters to get their staff to do ANYTHING! yearbook editors are completely mad people that you shod be nice to other wise they wil cut you out and then no one will reember you after highchool.
Dude I saw that yearbook editor the other day, he hadn't slpt in weeks he turned into a monster.
by john42000000 March 19, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Faggots who never publish my definitions because they're mad that I'm right. They probably jack off to My Hero Academia Porn on a daily basis and scratch their balls and cum before they touch their food.
Gay faggot: *Sees my definition*
Also gay faggot: *Deletes definition*
Still gay faggot: *Sees another definition that talks about why autism comes from vaccines and publishes it*
Finally gay faggot: It feels good to lose brain cells by being out out of many autistic Urban Dictionary Editors :D
by MyGlockHard April 22, 2020
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the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.
Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.
by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015
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