Earrings

Metal poles pierced into a persons ear as a form of facial decoration.

May: Hey John do you like my earrings?
John: WtH!!! Who did that to you

by Thislall February 14, 2018

Earning your M

When a hot woman has a child, and becomes an official MILF

Wife: The test shows I'm pregnant
Husband: Looks like you're earning your M, MILF inbound!
Wife: *slap*

A: Did you that chick who works at the post office is pregnant?
B: Whoa, she's totally earning her M

by Roryuken July 6, 2011

earning brown wings

the act of eating a girls ass and causing her to shit all over the place.

I spent last night earning brown wings.

by CMAD April 23, 2014

Cross earring

faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls

ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls

by greyballow February 18, 2021

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Earping

When a guy goes out with a girl who is hotter than him and cheats with a girl that is uglier than her or vice versa

She was way too good for that ass anyway but I can't believe he was earping.

That guy is soo hot i cant believe his girlfriend is earping with such an ugly slut.

Wow now I see why it's called earping that girl he's cheating with truely is ugly.

by IappreciateAhotBlonde August 9, 2010

Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".

Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!

by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011