Eyeball sack

When the bags under your eyes are so puffy abd sore that they sag super low and look like ballsacks dangling below your eyes.

Eww! Gross! You need some serious face masks! Your bags are so bad they ok like eyeball sacks!

by GingaNinjaQueen April 17, 2021

eyeballer

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.

Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.

by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

Hairy Eyeball

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.

Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."

by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016

Eyeball Libo

Allowing your eyes to wonder. Looking at women. Similar to Eyefuck.

Used as military slang. LIbO is short for "Liberty." Liberty is an official term for time off in the military (similar to leave). When one's eyes are supposed to be straight ahead in formation, looking around is called "putting your eyeballs on liberty." Drill instructors or unit leaders will often become very upset when this happens.

Also used when not in formation as a joke or colloquialism.
OOHHHHHH, GOOD TO GO THERE RECRUIT!!! YOU JUST WANT TO BE ON EYEBALL LIBO. You'll pay.

Hey man, lets go to the beach for some Eyeball LibO.

by sfmc98 October 31, 2009

eyeball sweat

When you run so hard that your ass hole literally drips sweat all over.

Guy: Your pants are wet
Girl: Oh, that's just my eyeball sweat

by Rehana Arvin March 6, 2016

eyeball

A warden of Irish decent. This being is only capable of carrying out one mundane task at a time, such as pressing door entry buttons, chain smoking strange branded cigarettes, or answering the telephone.
Eyeball is easily identified by his flaking skin, bedraggled appearance, and strange odour of TCP. Special abilities include the making of super strength tea, and talking loudly during good television programmes.

Eyeball, ive got more culture under my foreskin than you have in your whole family tree

by badger1 October 16, 2005

Popping the eyeball

When you see a dead person lying on the street and pull out their eyeballs with the intention of putting your stiff penis in the hole. Works best when the person just died, since the popped-out eyeball leaves you with a lot of juice to help your penis go in and out smoothly.

Have you ever tried popping the eyeball? You should really keep an eye out for any dead people on the street, cause it's fucking hot.

by WilcoRash January 13, 2009