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Vodka Eyeballing

The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.

This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.

The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.

However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"

Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 1, 2010
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Juju Eyeballs

When your eyes become tired, red, and/or bloodshot after smoking weed . A reference to a line from "Come Together" by The Beatles .
Mark: "Yo, I hope someone brought eye drops. We gotta go get some food and I'm afraid of getting caught."

Billy: "I hope so too. I got mad Juju Eyeballs right now."
by Netflix and Grill August 3, 2019
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reckless eyeballing

Verb: when one's hoe is engaged in eye contact too long with another pimp or male couterpart. Seemingly appearing stunned by his appearance, car, clothes, hoes, etc.

Noun: is the charge of the act itself as in a pimp court. Ie.. charged with reckless eyeballing.
A pimp says to his hoe bitch! Get out and walk if you see sumthin you like I ain't with dat reckless eyeballing Shit!(vrb)

Dat hoe got charged with two counts of reckless eyeballing I had to cut dat bitch loose! (Noun)
by cartierlarry September 19, 2013
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wreckless eyeballing

Term used by those in "the game" to describe a ho who is making eye contact with a pimp. The bitch is likely to be placed under pimp arrest for violating the rules and is subject to get broke.
"I told that bitch to hand over her thong and jewelry for wreckless eyeballing! These ho's just don't respect the game like they once did." - Mr. Whitefolks
by Snooky December 1, 2006
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eyeballin

"dude, she was so eyeballin u"
"lets go eyeballin"
by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003
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reckless eyeballin

When your girl is lookin at another mutha fucka like she wants to go home with him
yo man whats wrong with your girl.
she was out at the mall reckless eyeballin and I had to smack her ass up.
by Wishful Thinking December 18, 2005
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Eyeballed it

banking term; used to describe a situation where you make a guestimate by looking at it (eg. a stack of change or wad of bills) and being precise about the amount.
Dude! That's $536.78.. whoa, I'm right! I totally eyeballed it!!!
by bank n a crack May 4, 2010
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