ENGLAND
best country ever. full of english people who rock. we have pretty cool accents which no one from ANY other contry can pull off. we drink tea and watch doctor who. BEAT THAT!
England
A country that is bad and good... just like any other country! Country of people like Orlando Bloom, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie (House), Richard Branson, Sir Francis Drake, Alfred Hitchcock, David Bowie, Elton John, Stephen Hawking, David Beckham, Jk Rowling, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters and Nock Hornby to name a few!
OK, there are a lot of chavs and idiots like that in England but if you go to areas like Cornwall, Devon, Dartmoor and the Pennines you'll see the real England.
Other countries are no better or worse, they are still a mix of amazing people and scum.
If you hear England and think of stereotypes like having black teeth and idiots think of Stephen Hawking- he probably wouldn't have survived if he had been American, due to the rubbish health system
OK, there are a lot of chavs and idiots like that in England but if you go to areas like Cornwall, Devon, Dartmoor and the Pennines you'll see the real England.
Other countries are no better or worse, they are still a mix of amazing people and scum.
If you hear England and think of stereotypes like having black teeth and idiots think of Stephen Hawking- he probably wouldn't have survived if he had been American, due to the rubbish health system
England
North West European country, which shares borders with Scotland and Wales once owned the largest empire the world has ever seen. Unlike common belief, English people dont speak in a posh accent. They speak normal. Also, there is a free healthcare service called the nhs. All in all, even though England, the largest country in Great Britain isn't the largest, richest or most powerful country in the world, it's the best to live in.
England by Chris Wilcockson July 24, 2008
england
a country in europe full of assholes who constantly criticize Americans and the U.S. in general. Characterized by people who have horrible hygene and butcher their own language into inconceivable words. They talk shit and dont do anything. *England is also American slang for ghetto.
The British in general:
- Are obsessed with tea
- Cant admit that they have a crappy ass soccer (not football) team
- Have horrible teeth
- Mess with an American slang website to put their own damn words on
- Need to keep their asses out of American affairs.
The British in general:
- Are obsessed with tea
- Cant admit that they have a crappy ass soccer (not football) team
- Have horrible teeth
- Mess with an American slang website to put their own damn words on
- Need to keep their asses out of American affairs.
England
A country that is part of the United Kingdom. It contains one of the largest economies in the world, and is indeed a world power.
While the majority of England's population is not what is depicted in the media as "tea-drinking-bloody-saying limeys", most of it's internet population as self centered bigots, who openly boast about the "greatness" of their country, and putting down America because we created our own culture after gaining independence, and we don't constantly praise England. See highest voted entries for verification.
Even as England complains about how Americans "all think we talk funny and are all posh and drink tea" they make equally brash generalizations about Americans, about how all Americans are "fat, disgusting, crude and play fake sports like American football" A lot of English people tend to use what happened hundreds of years ago as the main point of their arguments, thinking that their generation of people are the ones that "freed" America, when the majority of the English aren't even related to strong political powers during the 1700's, nor was America freed by English, but instead the war was won by America that earned America's freedom.
Some English individuals are incapable of accepting other people's cultures, since it is not their own, and therefore it is wrong.
While the majority of England's population is not what is depicted in the media as "tea-drinking-bloody-saying limeys", most of it's internet population as self centered bigots, who openly boast about the "greatness" of their country, and putting down America because we created our own culture after gaining independence, and we don't constantly praise England. See highest voted entries for verification.
Even as England complains about how Americans "all think we talk funny and are all posh and drink tea" they make equally brash generalizations about Americans, about how all Americans are "fat, disgusting, crude and play fake sports like American football" A lot of English people tend to use what happened hundreds of years ago as the main point of their arguments, thinking that their generation of people are the ones that "freed" America, when the majority of the English aren't even related to strong political powers during the 1700's, nor was America freed by English, but instead the war was won by America that earned America's freedom.
Some English individuals are incapable of accepting other people's cultures, since it is not their own, and therefore it is wrong.
from Engalnd - "Your football is not a real sport!"
America - "Why?"
England - "Because it's not like our football!"
America - "....."
England - "You should stop playing baseball! Why is it called the world series when it's only played in America?!"
America" One, just because it's not massively popular ni your country doesn't mean others should stop playing it, two, it's called the world Series because a large quantity of players who play in American Baseball teams are from around the world, and multiple countries play in the world series, namely Canada and Mexico. People do play baseball in England too, you know."
England - "Your culture is stupid, you call lager beer, which is wrong!"
America - "We're sorry that we have developed a different culture now, and part of that includes different words for different things."
England - "Well... your culture is stupid! And all American's are fat and disgusting!"
America "wow... Yes, around two thirds of American adults are considered over-weight, so are half of English people, with that number steadily rising."
England - "....... your still dumb!"
America - "The literacy rate for both America and England is 99%."
America - "Why?"
England - "Because it's not like our football!"
America - "....."
England - "You should stop playing baseball! Why is it called the world series when it's only played in America?!"
America" One, just because it's not massively popular ni your country doesn't mean others should stop playing it, two, it's called the world Series because a large quantity of players who play in American Baseball teams are from around the world, and multiple countries play in the world series, namely Canada and Mexico. People do play baseball in England too, you know."
England - "Your culture is stupid, you call lager beer, which is wrong!"
America - "We're sorry that we have developed a different culture now, and part of that includes different words for different things."
England - "Well... your culture is stupid! And all American's are fat and disgusting!"
America "wow... Yes, around two thirds of American adults are considered over-weight, so are half of English people, with that number steadily rising."
England - "....... your still dumb!"
America - "The literacy rate for both America and England is 99%."
England by Xerxes The Wizard August 3, 2009
England
There is alot of americans (n sum auzzies) dissin MY country, saying that--
1-we are mongrels,
2.we never brush our teet,
3.we hate the irish,
4.we eat crumpets an scones an drink tea all day,
5.'can't go five minutes without diving into a bottle '.
6.we cant do sport despite inventing them all,
7.we are patriotic,
8.have stupid accents,
9.we are stuck up and claim that we hate america baecuase there men come over and shag all our women ..WTF.
10. automaticaly think were from london
all i can say in reply is
1.how can the americian call us mongreals when we fecking discovered there fecking country
2.we do brush our teeth that is why we dont need to spend £££ getting them whitened etc
3. we dont hate the irish there cool n have amazing FIT accents
4. we hardly ever eat scones n crumptets n so what if we drink tea..it beats sitting on fat asses eating double bugers chips and coke
5. we can go plenty a time with out a drink, u guys just dont no how to have fun. an at least we dont try an fix all our troubles by going on 'trisha' or 'the jeremy kyle show' an gettin cruddy counclling. n if 1 of us were n acholic at least we wouldnt sue the alchol comoany for getting us drunk. (think fat people suing maccds or smokers suing the ciggy company)
6.yes thankyou we did invent them all, an america can hardly critisize us for sport skills we are indeed much better then them at fotball (the most popular sport of all) and 2 u auzzie peeps out there im quite psoitve we won the ashes from you AND we won rugby world cup..and at least we dont call football soccer.
7. WTF most people hate the queen or dont have ne opinion on her theres the occasional old women that collects royal family shit. its called culture (no not hollywood C-U-L-T-U-R-E)
8. most americans probly dont even know what n english accent is (they probly think we all act an talk like hugh grant when actualy hes a twat hus very un-english) there isnt really n english accent cause pretty much every where in england has a different bloody accent.
9. from a girls point of view english men are generally much fitter and a hell of a lot less anooying then americans alothgh auzzies r OK. Most girls like a guy with a GSOH n sorry but most americans tend to be missing that trate.
10. im not from london there is alot of othere place but london ... look it up it you really must.
... So what if America is the nmber 1 power of the world there also the number 1 cause for global warming and dont come any where for trying to prevent it.
sorry about all the typos but im lazy an cant type
1-we are mongrels,
2.we never brush our teet,
3.we hate the irish,
4.we eat crumpets an scones an drink tea all day,
5.'can't go five minutes without diving into a bottle '.
6.we cant do sport despite inventing them all,
7.we are patriotic,
8.have stupid accents,
9.we are stuck up and claim that we hate america baecuase there men come over and shag all our women ..WTF.
10. automaticaly think were from london
all i can say in reply is
1.how can the americian call us mongreals when we fecking discovered there fecking country
2.we do brush our teeth that is why we dont need to spend £££ getting them whitened etc
3. we dont hate the irish there cool n have amazing FIT accents
4. we hardly ever eat scones n crumptets n so what if we drink tea..it beats sitting on fat asses eating double bugers chips and coke
5. we can go plenty a time with out a drink, u guys just dont no how to have fun. an at least we dont try an fix all our troubles by going on 'trisha' or 'the jeremy kyle show' an gettin cruddy counclling. n if 1 of us were n acholic at least we wouldnt sue the alchol comoany for getting us drunk. (think fat people suing maccds or smokers suing the ciggy company)
6.yes thankyou we did invent them all, an america can hardly critisize us for sport skills we are indeed much better then them at fotball (the most popular sport of all) and 2 u auzzie peeps out there im quite psoitve we won the ashes from you AND we won rugby world cup..and at least we dont call football soccer.
7. WTF most people hate the queen or dont have ne opinion on her theres the occasional old women that collects royal family shit. its called culture (no not hollywood C-U-L-T-U-R-E)
8. most americans probly dont even know what n english accent is (they probly think we all act an talk like hugh grant when actualy hes a twat hus very un-english) there isnt really n english accent cause pretty much every where in england has a different bloody accent.
9. from a girls point of view english men are generally much fitter and a hell of a lot less anooying then americans alothgh auzzies r OK. Most girls like a guy with a GSOH n sorry but most americans tend to be missing that trate.
10. im not from london there is alot of othere place but london ... look it up it you really must.
... So what if America is the nmber 1 power of the world there also the number 1 cause for global warming and dont come any where for trying to prevent it.
sorry about all the typos but im lazy an cant type
American- Wooo i rule cause' im Americian
Englishman- sure wateva u say
Irishman- Hey Mr. England were mates ya know
American- no ur not u h8 each ova now fight kill kill kill lets start a war over nothink n drop aload of atomic bombs n kill sum people.
American2- nah we did that yes2day
Australian- HEY u english guy guve us back our ashes
Englishman- sure wateva u say
Irishman- Hey Mr. England were mates ya know
American- no ur not u h8 each ova now fight kill kill kill lets start a war over nothink n drop aload of atomic bombs n kill sum people.
American2- nah we did that yes2day
Australian- HEY u english guy guve us back our ashes
England by sydney rules dis worlde September 1, 2008
England
A great place to have come from and i am certainly proud of my English heritage.
Its the home of REAL football (paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football but without pads i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen u just took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.
Policians are snide and the Conservative party are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho there are some real skanks, the US does have the OC in Cali tho, i have been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really do love the british accent.
Its the home of REAL football (paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football but without pads i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen u just took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.
Policians are snide and the Conservative party are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho there are some real skanks, the US does have the OC in Cali tho, i have been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really do love the british accent.
Hot girl 1: I dont no which i prefer, the US of England
Hot girl 2: I do, i love England, its full of hot guys with more money than Americans, because of compariable exchnage rates, and Oxford is the best uni in the world
Hot girl 1: yeh, but we wudnt be considerd as hot in Engalnd
Hot gilr 2: yeh, there are way more hot girls, so that is true
Hot girl 2: I do, i love England, its full of hot guys with more money than Americans, because of compariable exchnage rates, and Oxford is the best uni in the world
Hot girl 1: yeh, but we wudnt be considerd as hot in Engalnd
Hot gilr 2: yeh, there are way more hot girls, so that is true
England by College Student the2nd July 29, 2008