Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.

"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"

by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015

enaggerate

To understate; downplay. The opposite of exaggerate.

ROBOCOP: How many files did he deliver?

TRISCH: I don't know: like, none!

ROBOCOP: There were at least two, Trisch. Don't enaggerate!

by Maria June 24, 2005

elevator-engagement

noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.

Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."

by peace love elevator-engagement January 10, 2010

engagement blowjob

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA

My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..

by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009

Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement

Statute of limitations is six months to get retribution for photos, pranks and other forms of humiliation. After the six month period has expired any retribution is considered a new act of warfare.

Brother -"I was just getting you back for those pictures you posted."

Sister- "According to the Sibling Wars Rules of Engagement, the statute of limitations has run out so now your screwed!"

by lmft August 17, 2011

enraged

Any show of extreme emotion.

Ex., Sadness, Happy, Anger, etc.

1. a."Look she's crying"
b."YO BITCH WHY SO ENRAGED?"

2. a."I'm getting an (insert current fad object) YAY!"
b."Stop being enraged."

3. a."I HATE YOU."
b."Enrage less?"

by Mr. Salix July 29, 2008