scrubby dutchman

when a chick is giving you head and right when you blow your load you put her in a headlock and give her a noogie you must say -(ohh you lil motherfucker)

i'm gonna give you a scrubby dutchman

by bryce lansing October 6, 2006

Dutchman

A tobacco dealer, who buys for minors ands sells to them at a much higher price.

The dutchman down the street buys chew and cigarettes for freshmen.

by Albric January 22, 2009

The Flying Dutchman

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

by guitar098 October 12, 2008

Flying Dutchman

A couch you sit on and may or may not meld into when you are high.

I get up now, I'm about to meld into the flying dutchman.

by Saint Broseph December 3, 2010

Flying Dutchman

The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.

Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.

by Bonasneaks April 2, 2007

dutchman's pipe

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

by Juanito Parres December 9, 2008

Dutchenberg

A Douchebag who has reached previously unseen levels of Douchedom.

I can't believe Gordon blew us off again to hang out with that sloot of a girlfriend he has. What a Dutchenberg.

by Brian Eaves December 26, 2008