Dust Collector

1. An item or belonging with no purpose in life other than to sit on a self and collect dust.
2. An item which is used so seldom it does nothing more than collect dust.

John had a large assortment of dust collectors, including everything from trophys to ceramic figurines.

by Woland14 January 20, 2009

dust the ole twig

You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.

I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.

by FILTHYPIG October 11, 2006

dust my broom

Im all done (sweeping or whatever). Your not just done, when you dust your broom your done done....its really over, your finished and your leaving to go on to your next whatever

"I'm going to dust my broom girl". Means I'm finishing up with you for good and for the last time and I'm not coming back any more.

by bluesy October 8, 2009

dust-write

the act of writing obscene words or phrases on your friend's car.

hey, let's dust-write "vagina" on arturo's car.

by comodore jean January 24, 2006

Dust Bullets

Someone who cannot produce semen.
Unable to reproduce
Unable to produce sperm.

Neil can't come, it's just dust bullets!

by norris336 May 27, 2010

Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.

"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"

by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016

Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"

Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"

by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019