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holy dumb fuck me 

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

dumbfuckery

An act of extreme stupidity causing mayhem in one's own and especially others' lives on a very large scale.
Trump's dumbfuckery knows no limits.
dumbfuckery by Keeper of Critters January 28, 2017
an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong
your a dumfuck
dumfuck by slopass March 18, 2003
someone who is so stupid you cant even explain it so you have to use the word dumb fuck to describe them which is even more stupid. this word is only used for those that dont even deserve a real insult.

Dumbfucksia 

The disease of being a dumb fuck.
(after your friend accidently staples his hand)

"Dude, too bad there's no cure for dumbfucksia"
Dumbfucksia by Amber December 12, 2003

dumbfuckedstoopid 

Definition:

1. being totally dumb founded about something.

2. totally clueless or unaware.
Examples:

1. "hey can you help me fix my computer?"

"oh, im osrry. im dumbfuckedstoopid about computers. i couldnt fix it if my life depended on it."

2. "youre so dumbfuckedstoopid, you dont know anything."
dumbfuckedstoopid by rager0ll0 October 26, 2010