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Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.
by BloodBaath November 29, 2021
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Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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drop the cosby's off at the pool

to take a shit, but make sure to leave them some sunscreen(piss), and there always seems to be corn in it no matter if you had it or not
Keith:I just dropped the Cosby's off at the pool
Bethany: Eww, i didnt need to know about that
by Stephanie February 20, 2004
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drop the cosby kids off at the pool

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!
by Koolkid October 16, 2003
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Drop the Obama's off at the White House

To take a dump, poop, or shit in or around a fancy toilet.
Employee: welcome to The Hilton, how may I help you?
La-a (ladasha): Where is the restroom because I have to drop the Obama's off at the White House.
Employee: It's just up the hallway on your left.
by Grundleluv June 5, 2018
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