Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

Dookie

To poop:

I gotta go dookie
I have to use the bathroom
Going number two

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

dookietounge

When all your teeth are rotting out and are brown your tounge turns a similar color

Yo Gramps quit talking you got a dookietounge

by KOKOANEKAT December 17, 2011

dookie shark

When you take a shit and it's so enormous that it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, like the dorsal fin of a shark. Commonly found in low-capacity flush toilets.

It's always a shock to look down in the toilet and see a dookie shark staring up at you.

by Mister Tibbs January 27, 2013

dookieyanker

To masturbate while droppin a duce.

Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.

by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014

dookie dipper

a gay mans penis

That guys dookie dipper is bulging right out of his tight jeans.

by japsters February 3, 2015

dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015