One Wheel Drive

A Truck(or any vehicle) that is two wheel drive with an open differential. If a vehicle has a diff locker, positraction, or at bare minimum, limited slip, it can then be considered a two wheel drive. One Wheel drives have no business hitting the trail and off-roading, unless the drivers a crazy fucker like me and is ready to get stuck in menial situations and expend some effort on some vehicle recovery. Oh, but they work great for doing doughnuts on flat ground and haulin dead hookers to the riverbed.

Me: *on phone* " hey bro, can you help me out man, and bring your Toyota 4-By and a tow strap!"

random bro of mine: " aw shit man... did you get your One Wheel Drive Piece of Shit Ford Ranger stuck on a speed bump again?!!!"

Me: *Shamefully Mutter* "Yeah, fuck off and help me out. The truck works great for bangin your mom in the back!!"

by TheAnonymousGuy123 February 2, 2009

Adam driver

He’s a handsome motherfucker who I would to fuck despite my straightness

Adam Driver can fuck me right in the butthole

by Kylo Ren’s old buddy April 16, 2020

test drive

to try something out

I want to test drive this car.

I want to test drive this guy, make him see and PAY FOR a chick flick, and buy me dinner.

Let's test drive the ironing board.

by AzN LeMoN SkIn January 19, 2005

fat-driving

The act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. It is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. Fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.

"I tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat bitch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes."

"I wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a Festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. I honked so he'd pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe."

by mikedx42 March 1, 2010

Certi Driver

A driver who shows no regard for the safety of themselves, their passengers or anyone in the area by driving extremely recklessly seemly choosing the worst times and places to do it whilst using words that do not go together in the context used (illiterate) such as "show them what time it is"

He's a certi driver

by Shootin6mill May 24, 2022

Drive Lead

In military jargon to "drive lead" is to be an occupant in the first (or lead) vehicle in a convoy. Due to the prevalence of roadside IED's in current theatres the function of driving lead is often considered extremely dangerous.

Staff Sergeant: So who wants to volunteer to drive lead?
Everyone Else: *silence*

by Noble Two August 4, 2010

Team Driveway

Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.

Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.

by Rain in Morrow March 28, 2011