fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Dinosaur Dipshit Day

A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade

"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

dipshit

a stupid-ass retarded person

George W Bush is a fuckin dipshit...LMAO

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

dipshit

a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.

"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"

by kliljjjjj August 18, 2011

dipshit

there are a few definitions for this but all i know is an insult which people can use it ass or it is also an action where u take a pinch of dip such as copenhagen grizzly or even pussy skoal and u just sit on the toilet and take a shit it may sound like a normal shit but it is actually a hell of a lot better feeling because somehow it increaces the buzz u get from the nicotene in the dip works best eith copenhagen snuff or copenhagen straight since they have the most nicotene in them but this is not the same effect as tht weird acid shit some people do these days

bestfriend: man i gotta go take a shit
me: hey take a pinch of tht copenhagen before u do take a dipshit
best friend: why
me: just do it
best friend: ok......comes back 30 minutes later ..........tht was amazing u think u could get me a can
me: yea sure man none of tht pussy skoal though

by lilzackhull July 20, 2014

Dipshit

A contemptible, ineffectual person.

"You stupid f*cking dipshit!!" LOL

by R. Spandit July 13, 2003

daipshit

Where a grown man, preferably over the age of 32, wears a giant diaper, and takes a giant shit in it.

Person1: "Wow man that party was amazing last night." Person2: "Yeah, did you hear what that Will Frary did there?" Person1: "No, what did he do?" Person2: "He went out and bought a size 24 diaper, and took a giant daipshit in it.

by Badtexture November 15, 2013