Dirty Downer

Noun; When a man recieves fellatio from a woman while having very poor genital hygine.

You know that girl I met round the way gave me a Dirty Downer last night after the gym and I didn't shower all that day so my crotch crumbs were now fromunda cheese.

by da_jj_tc_cc August 11, 2010

thingy-ma-doober

Something that you don't know the name of of but is of grand importance

When you don't know the name of a coffee drink so you call it a thingy-ma-doober

by Alice Wednesday October 10, 2009

one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.

Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer

by The Communicator November 11, 2009

Debbie Doobie Downer

Dec. 3rd 2015

Noun/Pronoun/Adjective

-a Debbie Doobie Downer is the person, in a group of friends smoking weed, who brings everyone down and creates a down vibe.

David Spade is a Debbie Doobie Downer.

by @tris10kelsay March 10, 2016

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009

Donner Party

1. A party you don't want to be at

2. A group of pioneers who were stranded in the mountains and resorted to cannibalism.

1. BIG BRO: Man, I drove 20 minutes to go to this party but there were all these bad dads drunk on smirnoff ice doing crushed up percocet off a sex and the city box set and all the girls talked with fake british accents and they were drinking sunny d and listerene and at one point we smoked a blunt that i realized was just top menthol sprayed with oven cleaner and i watched someone kill a dog with a chain and then hotbox his truck with nitrous while getting with a clown

LIL BRO: Dude, sounds like a Donner Party

2. BIG BRO: Did you hear about those people who had to eat their family members to survive in the snowfucked ice mounds of the dooomedddest 1800s hills?

LIL BRO: Nawdawg, sounds like a Donner Party

by nikkitemare September 16, 2009

doofer

A Doofer can be anything. When you can't think of the name of an object or item just replace the unknown name with doofer and hey presto.

"Margret Wheres thats doofer for the wotsit?"

by Mc Numpty March 20, 2004