Doobs

man boobs

I gotta start working out dude. My doobs are out of control.

by footballfan20852 March 3, 2017

Doobed

Jacked, duped, jipped, tricked, scammed, stolen from.

It's 4/20/2018 and I got a $1 burrito for a munchie. I put it down somewhere dumb so my pup because it's missing. Must've been my pup, Doobie Doo. I've been Doobed.

I got doobed for my burrito by scooby Doo's cousin; Doobie.

by #missriahh May 28, 2018

Doob

Something that is, or is acting, weird and awkward, but in a funny way.

Excuse me while I'm doob.
That person is just a doob.

by KingWhizdum August 2, 2021

Doob

Someone who screenshots their phone when bored and sends it to people.

Did Flower send you a screenshot too?

Yeah. What a doob.

by GwendilineSpendiline September 8, 2016

doob

Someone who tends to be absentminded, airheaded, or just plain moronic; can be applied to someone who has made a momentary mistake due to distraction; essentially an equivalent to dingus or doofus

A conversation between two adolescents:
"You ready to go to the party or what, man?"
"Yeah, I just have to text my family, let 'em know I'll be home by eleven."
"K, just make it quick."
"Alright. Wait...what the hell? Where the fuck is my phone?!"
"You lost it?"
"Dude, it was right here. I was holding it. Where'd it go?"
"Christ..."
"Could you help me look for it?"
"It's on the counter, ya doob. You put it there like twenty seconds ago."
"Oh. Shit, you're right."

by CastIronPan June 12, 2018

doob

A person who is unattractive. A person who has an unusual feature or features. An ugmo.

oh gosh, look at that dude he is such a doob!

by ZZZbaby December 26, 2017

doob eh

a marijuana cigarette rolled in the upper peninsula of Michigan

" that's a nice rolled doob eh"

by Onionbluntly August 26, 2020