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doenst

An (intentional) misspelling of "doesn't", used to intensify your statement. Usually shows that you strongly disagree (or that you're a retard who can't spell properly).
*Guy One keys teacher's car*
Guy Two: Stop that, I know he's an asshat, but that doenst make it right!
by t.nu September 13, 2011
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It doesn't get any greener

1. "It doesn't get any greener!" is what you can yell out the windows at a person who is oblivious to the green light in front of them.

2. Basically it is saying to that person GET A MOVE ON!!!!!!

3. A "Green Light" is green, and it does NOT get any greener than green - it's a "no-brainer."
1. I waited for this moron in front of me to go at the green light, and s/he just sat there. So finally I got pissed off and honked my horn and yelled out the window to them that: "It doesn't get any greener!" Then s/he chirped their tires and made like s/he was going to the races GRRRRRRRRRRRR! Stupid iggit!

2. My four year old son knows what a GREEN light is! But nooooooooo does the person in front of me?!?!?! I am about to develop severe road rage here! I mean man, it doesn't get any greener"!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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jack doesn't come out of the box

She says: Don't get married for at least two years. As far as I'm concerned, Jack doesn't come out of the box until the end of the first year.
by dj_shoppie May 28, 2011
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the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.
The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.
by HOEL November 8, 2010
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doesn't suck

something that is really good but said in a sarcastic way
yeah, the new pool doesn't suck!! or... Just got the new 60 inch plasma, it doesn't suck!!
by redrubyfruit August 6, 2007
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Sex That Doesn't Stick

Scientific:
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, and begin coitus. Within minutes of insertion, both are tired and stop intercourse, realizing that rather then the intercourse taking hold it has slipped away.

Laymans Terms:
It is the opposite of sex that sticks. It doesn't take hold, or stay with you. Ergo, rather then the sex sticking, it doesn't stick.
Bob and Sally are having sex

Bob: "Oh Dear God! This sex isn't sticking"

Sally: "What do you mean its not sticking?"

Bob: "Its like sex that sticks, but it doesn't"

Sally: "Oh My, so thats Sex That Doesn't Stick."
by Joe Herdklotz December 12, 2008
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If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.
Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does
by imboredtehee August 26, 2022
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