Buff Diving

Another name for sucking a dick. The counterpart of muff diving. Invented by a closet freak in Buford, GA.

Jim's girlfriend went buff diving last night. When Jim had a sex explosion, his girlfriend almost drowned.

by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019

From the dining table

a harry styles song that you can SOB to when you’re missing that one person 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Man, i had a mental breakdown listening to from the dining table last night.

by sad bitch 100 March 23, 2020

Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.

Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."

by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008

dazing

Adjective. A portmanteau of "dazzling" and "amazing", meaning "more amazing than amazing", or "dazzlingly amazing".

That girl I saw at the nightclub, she was totally dazing.

by Ensign64 September 18, 2018

Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy

Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002

deep sea diving

To go down on a woman (give her oral sex).

I went deep sea diving last night.

by Pete November 10, 2004