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disappointment

What happens when the 'dude' isn't getting a dell.
Dude: No Dell?! Fuck you, maan! I should sue!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Disappointment

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by g00ngaman November 7, 2020
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National Disappointment Day

National Disappointment day falls on the 22nd of August. It is a day where the world's biggest disappointments are originated from.
Joe: Ugh tomorrow is National Disappointment Day
Lynn: Hey! tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly
by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019
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disjointment

The noun-form of the word 'disjoint' (not disjoint, but rather the formal dictionary meaning).

1 A state of disarray, confusion, disrepair, and utter chaos. Something that is so fucked up beyond repair that it's better off being replaced or scraped altogether.

2 The state of having one's literal joints out-of-place.

3 The moment where you stop smoking a joint.
My, that is some disjointment you have gotten yourself into.

Person A: Hey, did you go to the party last night?
Person B: Yeah, after I took a hit of disjoint
Person A: Did you see the girl's house after? That shit was all fucked up.
Person B: Oh hell yeah, it was all one big disjointment.

Seeing his family entering the house from the second-story window, John knew that disjointment was inevitable, and he began to clean up his stuff.
by Markers1713 February 20, 2011
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discappointment

a term to describe the new cd or ep that sucks from a band you really like. this is most common in bands who have written multiple new albums and who's album is highly anticipated
Dude1: aww man, did you hear the devil wears prada's new album?

Dude2: no how was it?

Dude1: it was a total discappointment

Bands: tdwp, underoath, bless the fall, norma jean
by youknowwhooo July 15, 2009
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Disaporntment

The feeling you get when you click on the xxx ad, and it takes your cheap ass to a screen asking for your credit card number.
Guy 1: Man, I was on the Internet last night looking up some really hot porn, but right before it let me in, it said I had to buy a membership.

Guy 2: Must have been a real disaporntment.
by Terse November 11, 2012
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DISAPPOINTMENT SYRUP

Prematurely ejaculating inside a woman but not telling her due to the amount of shame so you keeping push your limp noodle around until one of you gives up.

Having sex with someone of lower standards due to a prolonged dry spell, You are excited to be having sex but not proud of what you have done.
I hooked up with a hot milf at the bar but it ended up in disappointment syrup .

Its been awhile since I've gotten my dick wet so i slummed it up with frumpy Ann total disappointment syrup.
by Rickey Spanish June 7, 2017
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