direct combat

Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.

"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!

by HollyR February 4, 2021

Direct Shit

The frustrating rocket launcher from the game Team Fortress 2 which can one shoot scout

I get owned by the direct shit

by TotallyNotLime March 1, 2021

one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

direct message

A feature on Instagram able to send a picture or message to up to 20 people at once.

Send me a Direct Message saying what you feel about me!

by Damoose October 10, 2014

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013