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when did i ask

the worst of worst unfunny jokes ever to exist you arent funny, u are just annoying. please stop it, before i kill you.
"hey but when"
"tomorrow?"
"no when did i ask."
"SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP U FUCKING LITTLE MAN SLUT WHORE BITCH ASS DUMB FUC BEFORE I FUCK U UP U ANNOYING FUCKING LITTLE BOY"
by shesgotbunda February 7, 2021
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did i kill your sister or something?

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.
"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Didims

means alasin a sarcastic way.
"oh didims, you lost 5cents!"
by Amea June 17, 2006
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DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)

DIJF?, Did I just fart?; A retorical question that often follows a room clearing event. Also a situation where the total unpopularity of a person might leave them with the notion that a stinker must be present.

Alternate applications may include;
DIJS-T?; Did I just shit?
DIJP-K?; Did I just puke?
DIJO-G?; Did I just orgasm?
DIJD-I?; Did I just die?
as the case may be...
Lee; Man, I was down at the town hall meeting and suddenly right in mid sentance, there's like, nobody listening. So I turn around and theres almost no one in the entire room.
Tony; Happens to me all the time. Right when I'm in the middle of a great rant, it's like solo-meo time.
Lee; So I'm wondering, Did I just fart?
Tony; Yeah well next time let one just for the satisfaction, get your DIJF? worth.
by the Toad March 1, 2011
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Didilo

Someone who is totally twit with no common sense.

Someone whos stupid who wont get out of ya face and is dumb.
That Donny Osmond is such a didilo, he's always hogging the limelight to the point where I dont know any of the other Osmonds, except for Marie cause she was fit. (One of them look's like Kenny Rogers though, but I dont think its him)
by Miloflembo May 25, 2008
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didickle

When u pull your dick out of a butthole and it is a fudgesicle(meaning it has shat on it). After this occurs your dick is now known as a didickle.
he has a didickle, that kids a didickle, woah i got a nice didickle last night
by strangbean123 April 16, 2010
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Didicated

To not be dedicated to something.
John was didicated about sport.
by RyanInTheHorizon April 8, 2019
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