Wiener Diddler

A very annoying guy who won't stop bragging about how big his dick is, usually because in reality it is very small.

Spencer: Cody wouldn't stop bragging about how big his dick is in health class today.

Ross: I know, he's such a wiener diddler

by powdereddonutsmakemegonuts October 14, 2010

frump diddles

uneasiness, anxiety, heebie jeebies, "the willies", "the creeps", nervousness.

Walking through the cemetery gave me the frump diddles.

by ann-isms October 18, 2011

Mirror Diddle

When a female masturbates (rubbing and/or fingering) whilst watching her herself in a mirror or reflection.

I am totally scarred from walking in on my sister during her daily mirror diddle.

My Dildo batteries ran out so I had to resort to a mirror diddle.

by PrincessGaylordFocker October 23, 2016

Bung Diddle Diddle

When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”

Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Ding Dang Diddley Doo

A random word used to descride everyday objects.

Hey Jumarcus, pass that ding dang diddley doo over here.

by THEBIGSHOW May 20, 2013

you cant diddle a diddle boy

A phrase used by youtuber JackSucksAtLife and Rule 1 of Hacker Trolling
"You can't Diddle a diddle boy" or "Ya can't diddle a diddle boy" means
You can't troll a troll, or more specifically you cant troll the Diddle Boy; aka jack

*a staff member of Jack's tries to troll him on his mc server*
Jack: You cant diddle a diddle boy *cute laugh*
Play.skycade.net

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

rectum-diddler

one who diddles rectums

charlie why are you such a rectum-diddler you rectum.

by OSDGETR February 19, 2010