Dicklegs

A person who looks like there legs are a penis

haha look at that persons dicklegs

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

dickles

nickels that are worth 10 cents

i thought that i gave you a dickel not a nickel.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.

Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*

by McDanger February 7, 2009

Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.

Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.

by LnPproductions March 12, 2018

Doball Dickness

The rare symptoms of pure dickishness. To talk pants all day:- To mutter pure crap and big your self up. Commonly known in scottish circles.

'Singing' "I'm simply the best" and "everyone loves Dougy." Please shut up Doball Dickness

by Alfred Winshester December 25, 2007

dickles

cooler form of 'dickless'

shut yo nappy as up dickles!

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

Dicklessness

The characteristic of not having courage or integrity. Perhaps not having the right amount of competence.

Billy's dicklessness was considered to be very funny by his friends. They thought he's such a coward.

by Stupidmofo69 July 18, 2018