detective

A creeper who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police.

Detective Tommy Sutherland was creeping around again.

by 0nslaught-teh-ph33red-h4x0r April 15, 2008

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.

Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move

by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016

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by Mallate April 12, 2005

Detective

Mason Tibits

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by Blake Simonson 69 June 1, 2018