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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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Impulse Deposit

The sudden feeling of pressure to deposit money back into your bank account when buying something that costs a large sum of money, otherwise known as an Impulse Buy. Can occur to many people, yet many times by college students on a restricted budget.
Wal-Mart Cashier: That'll be 42$!
Me: Gosh, that's a lot! All I have are some simple groceries. Not enough in my pocket to give you so I'll have to use my card.
*Swipe Card and transact money*
-->After finished paying, goes to SunTrust inside Wal-Mart<--
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, I just spent 42$ of my money to buy groceries, and many of those things were impulsive buys so I'm going to make an "Impulse Deposit"!
by Matt - UCF Knight '12 September 9, 2010
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Generational Deposit

male genitalia - external male sex organs.
A: "If you bully me I will kick you where it hurts most."
B: "My bank accounts?"
A: "No, your generational deposit."
by IvanaBribe December 3, 2010
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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c
I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
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Deposits

Name used for every smurf who isn't and is the real Deposits
Yo, that guy IShagLittleBoys is Deposits
by Caribbean DCUO March 12, 2021
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Foam Deposit

The insertion of insulating foam inside one's anus during intercourse, also known as Peanut Packing.
Kevan: yeah gave eduardo a foam deposit last night
by fatrick mcdonuts November 28, 2021
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derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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