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Defanation

Capitalism is the defanation of America.
by Tayfletch March 25, 2013
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Derection

Something so horrific or strange that is causes an erect Penis to go flaccid.
being thrown up on ruined my night and caused a massive derection
by Trianglesoflove January 2, 2017
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Derection

The opposite of an erection. When you see/hear something so disgusting that your penis instantly becomes soft.
Man 1: I just saw Lindsey Lohan file a lawsuit against GTA V and I got a derection
by TheReckoning7 May 26, 2018
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standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 18, 2008
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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Right wing "But what about..?" deflection tactic

This is the right wingers only tool in his debate box besides attacking the source. Used often by right wingers when realizing they lack the ability to debate their defenseless points.
When pinned down about having an agenda to gut Social Security, SNAP benefits, and Veteran benefits, The fidgety, sketchy right wing politician became louder and louder as he attempted his Right wing "But what about..?" deflection tactic saying "But what about that guys laptop? Or her emails?"
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 28, 2023
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defanition

The incorrect spelling of definition, popularized by the ongoing trend of being stupid is cool.
I axed a question and instead of an explanation he just told me to look up the defanition.
by Sqorpeus June 19, 2018
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