Diabetes

Diabetes (while not a laughing matter) previously consisted of Type 1 (juvenile) and Type 2 (adult onset). It now also includes Diabetes, Types 3-8:
Type 3 = instant onset
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset
Type 5 = person-to-person
Type 6 = airborne
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes
Type 8 = retroactive

Type 3 = instant onset (eating a lot of donuts)
Type 4 = pre-emptive onset (thinking about donuts)
Type 5 = person-to-person (like catching a cold)
Type 6 = airborne (you smell donuts)
Type 7 = STD, or Sexually Transmitted Diabetes (does it need an explanation?)
Type 8 = retroactive (you know you ate a lot of donuts in the past)

by werdnad September 1, 2013

Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.

Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.

by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

Diabetes

A disablilty to preform simple or complicated tasks.
A medical disorder that causes you to be cool.

Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!

by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009

databytes

a guy from discord

databytes is sooooooo hot

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Dadabetes

A condition wherein a parent wants to be seen as “cool” by their child/ren and/or their child/ren’s friends, especially if their child/ren is/are teenaged, and they try way too hard and just come off as desperate. Additionally, any pathetic adult who wants to impress kids/teens, or any older person wanting to impress younger people and be thought of as “cool” has dadabetes. The current trend of Gen Xers trying to gain “cred” by listing all the (supposedly) hardcore things they went through is a perfect example of dadabetes in action

All these aging pretentious Gen Xers on Tik Tok saying they’re the toughest generation because they drank from the garden hose, is a desperate attempt for them to be seen as cool by Gens Z and Alpha; pure dadabetes

by Jeffersoncat July 29, 2024

diabetes juice

a ludicrously surgery drink made using extreme amounts of instant juice power to the point where despite stirring a sludge remains on the bottom. related to bug juice

a full cup drunk in one sitting may induce vomiting

he started to cry after he sampled his 2 parts powder and 1 part water diabetes juice

by just back from camping July 7, 2011

Diabetes Proliferation Day

AKA (Halloween) Diabetes Proliferation Day (DPD) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. It is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. This day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.

I made out real well this Diabetes Proliferation Day. Not only did I pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!

by Honest Earnest October 12, 2011