Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering

Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK

by DragonDan March 23, 2019

Danesa

She is the best woman you will ever run into. She is smart athletic and so kind. If you have a Danesa as a friend or girlfriend never let go of her

Danesa is the greatest friend to ever have

by Advise May 1, 2019

Dano Drevo

Dano Drevo is a Slovak parody of Harry Potter.
The mind behind the masterpiece of Dano Drevo is a slovak youtuber PPPeter

Guy 1: Have you seen Dano Drevo?
Guy 2: Yeah its fucking hilarious.

by Horní_Paliboy August 9, 2021

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

sprankly danks

When you sprinkle freshly ground marijuana into a bowl of shisha for recreational smoking.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some weed to put in this bowl of shisha?

Guy 2: "Yea bro, let's mix up some sprankly danks."

by Breedlejuice August 4, 2011

dankski

(adj)to be the dankest of the dank; probably the best thing ever created. only use this word in extreme cases of awesomeness.

person 1: dude, that intense game of ping-ping was so dankski, yo.

person 2: yeah dude. but the game of airhockey was more dankski.

by dankskiyo October 27, 2009